Population | 5.173 billion |
Capital | Oulu |
Leader | Theodore Roosevelt |
Faith | Ateistic |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Tiger |
The Democratic Republic of The finlands heavy dictators is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Theodore Roosevelt with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 5.173 billion finlands heavy dictatorsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oulu. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient finlands heavy dictatorsian economy, worth 777 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,206 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The finlands heavy dictators's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ateistic.
The finlands heavy dictators is ranked 16,688th in the world and 327th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,154.15 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The finlands heavy dictators was endorsed by The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : The finlands heavy dictators was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in The finlands heavy dictators, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Following new legislation in The finlands heavy dictators, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
- : Following new legislation in The finlands heavy dictators, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Following new legislation in The finlands heavy dictators, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in The finlands heavy dictators, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
- : The finlands heavy dictators was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive, Highest Food Quality, and Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in The finlands heavy dictators, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
- : Following new legislation in The finlands heavy dictators, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The finlands heavy dictators's radio stations.
World Assembly
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